December 2011
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Kahit malaki na titi ko, patatalunin ko parin mamaya sa New Year.
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Thank you.
I would like to thank all of you for a very amazing 2011. I admit, Tumblr has been a very big part of my life. I guess you could say that I’m addicted to Tumblr.
Gusto ko sanang gumawa ng parang “appreciation post” para sa mga ka-close ko dito, pero sobrang dami niyo eh. Sobrang daming gusto kong pasasalamatan. And feelin ko same lang ang sasabihin ko sa inyo. Kaya sana hindi kayo...
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I want to masturbate later 11:59pm para when I finish, I can proudly say that I have masturbated for a year.
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5 things I am thankful for.
Since Corinth tagged me, I have no choice but to do this, haha. Actually, I do have a choice. But choosing otherwise would make myself an asshole. This is actually a good thing to do as the year ends :) Mechanics: if you are tagged, make a post about 5 things you are thankful for.
First, I’m thankful sa girlfriend ko. 2011 was a very memorable year. Maraming enjoyable times, and may mga sad...
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Pansin niyo ba?
As we are ending 2011, the year was filled with CBCP issues. Here are some of the fuckery that the CBCP has dealt with:
Anti-Divorce
RH Bill
McDonald’s Advertisement
Gay rights
Anti-Angry birds this Christmas
Etc…
Just yesterday, nagkagulo ang buong Pilipinas dahil may rumors na pupunta dito ang isa sa mga pinakasikat na porn star na si Maria Ozawa; They say that Maria Ozawa...
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Promotion formula
Uy + compliment + request + tawa + “joke lang”
e.g.
Uy, idol! Pa promote naman po. hahaha charot!
Just because promotions are trending.
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Liking your own status is like sucking your own...
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A simple tip for people who want to try out long...
See the fucking person first.
Anong klaseng tao ka at umoo ka kagad sa kanya without seeing him/her first? Ano ka, nagmamadali? Tapos in the end masasaktan ka kasi poser pala siya.
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“Please, age gracefully. Stop hanging on to your youth and admit you’re...”
– My lola, upon discovering that she was added to the “death metal lovers” group on Facebook, made by her former classmate.
Kahapon nga pala, nag-usap kami ng nanay ko sa Skype. She has been really busy, organizing relief efforts sa Cagayan de Oro: going to different areas to give donate clothes, food and water. This Christmas eve, she went the extra mile to help those in need.
Habang ka-skype ko siya, I noticed na maingay at medyo magulo ang environment. ‘Yon pala, she invited 20+ homeless people (Kilala namin:...
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Mga uri ng bloggers (limited Christmas edition)
I know this sounds so 2010 but lemme share my point of views. Arasseo? :)
1. Celebrity Bloggers
Gaya nina Saab Magalona, Megan Young, at Ramon Bautista. Usually yung iba sa kanila ay panay reblogs ng kung anong bagay na may relasyon sa kanilang propesyon, o kaya naman ay photoshoot sessions nila. May iba din na tungkol sa gigs nila o night out. Ang iba, simpleng print screen mula sa twitter...
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I never realized how lonely I was this Christmas until I faced the mirror and greeted myself a “Merry Christmas”
A few days before Christmas, my Grandmother asked me to take down our Christmas decorations. She didn’t feel like celebrating because of what happened in Cagayan de Oro, and neither did I. Sobrang nalungot ako pagdating ng pasko sa Pilipinas, kasi that’s where I...
Merry Christmas!
What are you doing here? You should be with your family. Turn off your computer now.
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Sa Globe, abot mo ang mundo. Except on special...
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“Porket nakikipag sex, bastos na? Hindi ba pwedeng obedient muna kasi sabi ng...”
– Robert; would-you-have-sex-with-me-if-i (via bnybny)
I just finished cooking my Christmas breakfast, composed of bacon, eggs, shredded hash brown, and of course I couldn’t call myself a Filipino if I didn’t have RICE.
It’s now 2:58am, 12/24/11 and I’ve been up since 12mn. Ako na lang gising ngayon, as my lola decided to sleep for a couple of days. She doesn’t want to celebrate because of what happened in our place...
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“I was exhausted, until I saw people with no beds to sleep on. I was hungry,...”
– My mom, after a day of organizing relief efforts in Cagayan de Oro City
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“Picture tayooo, sige naaaaa.”
“Saka na kapag tayo na.”
“Eh matagal pa ‘yon!”
“Edi sagutin mo ko agad para mapabilis at magkapicture tayo agad.”
“Para-paraan din ‘no?”
“Naman.”
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Paper plates with food given to the Sendong victims in Cagayan de Oro are printed with politicians’ names. Okay na sana eh, kaso political parin ang motive. Ugh tang ina niyo.
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The other tragedy in Cagayan de Oro
Okay, I was going to write about what President Noynoy and the Mayor of Cagayan de Oro city have in common: being in the wrong place, doing the wrong things while hundreds of people die. Noynoy was partying while Mayor Emano was playing mahjong (And I bet you anything that he was playing against my lola, but that’s another story)
Anyway. Rather than talk about the incompetence of our...
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secretsunset asked: Hello Robert. There are a lot of survivors here in Cagayan de Oro who need water, dry clothes, and food. Until now, the whole city is experiencing water shortage. Potable water is running out. Donations for one day is scarcely enough for just that day. People could help in little ways by donating to Red Cross via texts. You can’t help everyone, but everyone can surely help someone. Please...
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PREMARITAL SEX
Sabi ng professor ko, once ma-experience mo ng una beses yan, hindi malabong maulit ulit. Para daw yang drugs. Nakaka-adik. Kaya mahirap sumugal. We have the freedom of choice. Oo siguro iba na nga ang panahon ngayon. Pero hindi ibig sabihin kailangan na tayong makisabay sa daloy. Sabi nila pag-andun ka na, madadala ka na. Pero hindi e. May isip tayo. Kaya nating kontrolin ang mga nangyayari sa...
I hate myself right now.
Since tumawag yung mom ko kahapon, halos lahat ng nababalita ko puro bad news. Dead relatives here, dead friends there, families wiped out. People losing everything they have. Just minutes ago, I found out that my former teacher was rescued miles away from his home. He has lost his house, his belongings, and right now he is looking for his 2-year old son who is in a...
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A balance of priorities.
Siguro naman by now narinig niyo na yung news about the whole drug trafficking incident in China and a Filipino was executed. If not, there’s the story below.
MANILA, Philippines — A 35-year-old Filipino, who was convicted on drug trafficking charges, was executed at 12:30 p.m. Thursday in Guangxi, China, Vice President Jejomar C. Binay announced. (Manila Bulletin)
For weeks, this has made top...
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My mom called, she was crying. I almost panicked, but managed to stay calm.
Did you guys hear about the bagyo in Mindanao?
Mom said there hasn’t been electricity for days, and mawalan ng electricity for almost a month. Hundreds are dead, and more are dying. Lagpas sa neckline and mud, entire subdivision are wiped out.
Pumunta sa bahay yung bestfriend ng step-dad ko. He lost his 3...
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Srsly
Bakit napaka-desperate ng mga tao ngayon? To the point na kakaibiganin ka sa tumblr para magpafollowback. Tapos kapag finollow mo na, hindi ka na papansinin. Ang dami kong kausap dito na hindi ko finofollow. Kala ko friendly lang sila. After ko sila ifollow, “strangers again” (no pun intended)
Or i-add ka sa Facebook tas kakausapin ka, makipagfriends sa’yo. Then after a while...
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According to CNN, 9 out of 10 men prefer big...
The 10th man just prefers the other 9 men.
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Exam week - the period of time where students are...
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CBCP wants anti-discrimination bill cleansed of...
“MANILA, Philippines—The Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) is now training its guns on the anti-discrimination bill, saying the possible enactment of the bill into law would open the door for the legalization of same sex marriages.” (Inquirer)
So, news has reached me that the CBCP is at it again with their controversies. Why do they feel the need to meddle with...
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“Sometimes, a person just needs to feel vulnerability. Kasi saka mo lang talaga...”
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Ang weird ko magmahal.
Lagi kong tinatanong si Andrea kung nasaan siya. LDR kami, she’s in Makati ako nasa Texas. And as in, lagi akong updated sa whereabouts niya. Hindi naman sa wala akong tiwala or anything, meron naman. Pero feeling ko kasi pag alam ko kung nasaan siya, parang I feel closer to her. Parang gano’n.
Ang weird ko lang magmahal.
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“I believe this world needs new heroes. The biggest fight in my life is not in...”
– Manny Pacquiao
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Pag ako naging ASAWA mo, hinding hindi ka na...
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I find it weird lang na mahilig ako magbigay ng love advice at tips kung paano mag move on, then one day I suddenly find myself in the same situation as them and I am absolutely bewildered on what I should do. Moving on is really easier said than done.
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Ayaw ko sa'yo, pero gusto ko ang blog mo.
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Feeling mo ba malamig ang pasko mo? Always remember that sadness is a choice, and you can choose to be happy rather than be consumed by grief. One of the key things that you should think about is this: There are people around the world with far worst problems than you’re having right now. Don’t you feel at least lucky that you are still alive? That’s one thing to celebrate,...
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Kung magsesermon ka sa anak mo, gawin mo yun sa bahay niyo or sa lugar na walang ibang tao na hindi niyo kilala. Napapahiya yung bata, nawawalan ng tiwala sa sarili.
Kawawa talaga ang bata pag ganoon. Pinapagalitan na nga, napapahiya pa. Hindi natin namamalayan pero bullying din ang tawag diyan. At maaari pa itong maging sanhi upang magpatiwakal ang bata.
Nakaka-depress kaya kapag napahiya ka sa...
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Random fact.
It’s ironic that I post *some* good stuff here on tumblr, and yet I’m on the verge of failing my English Composition class.
Hindi naman kasi ako magaling magsulat when it comes to inquiry or analysis. Lalo na pag may MLS bullshit at kailangan pa mag cite ng sources? Haha fuck you all.
Hindi ko rin masasabi na magaling talaga ako magsulat, kasi baka sasabihin niyo na...
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Kawawa naman ang fairytale relationship nila Piolo Pascual at KC Concepcion. Kasi ang kinalabasan pareho silang fairies.