FUCK!!! My favorite jeans ;( totally not sugoi, bro
Everyone should watch the movie “IDIOCRACY” because judging by the amount of motherfucking retards I come across every fucking day, we are heading to that direction in a few years time.
YOU’D THINK EVERYONE WOULD BE SMARTER BY NOW. IT’S THE FUCKING 21ST CENTURY. WE’VE PUT SOMEONE ON THE FUCKING MOON HALF A CENTURY AGO. I FUCKING SWEAR PEOPLE ARE GETTING DUMBER. FUCKING RETARDS. FU-KING RE-TARDS.
“Sorry po koya tao lang po, normal lang po magkamali.” HINDI SAPAT NA REASON ANG “TAO LANG” PARA MAGKAMALI, NOT WHEN YOU’RE DOING THE SAME FUCKING SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
I can understand that humans are just humans, and everyone (including me) make mistakes. What I don’t understand is the lack of action on our part to improve ourselves. That’s the problem: everyone is acknowledging their faults and whatnot, but no one is actually doing anything about it. What’s the fucking point?
Happy St. Patrick’s day
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I just had the utter misfortune of meeting 2 of the most selfish, dick-sucking, cock-mongering, aids-stricken, obnoxious, childish, self-centered, anal-loving, incest-obsessed, mindless, cunt-looking, motherfucking asshole Filipinos I’ve ever come across in my fucking life. Fuck them, and fuck every Filipino like them, which is 90% of all the fucking Filipinos in this fucking shit hole.
Fuck everything about them. Fuck their motherfucking try-hard accents. Fuck their fucking obsession with white skin. Fuck their obsession of having a so-called “perfect” English accent. Fuck their childish thinking. Fuck their arrogance. Fuck their crab mentality. Fuck their whole existence. Fuck them.
Trying to argue with one of them is like trying to convince a mirror not to mimic you. It’s like talking to a fucking child with all the fucking mental diseases known to man. It’s like trying to explain physics to a fucking potato.
They are the very cancer that plagues this world.
Kaya hindi umaasenso ang Pilipinas. It’s because of people like them. Puro reklamo pero wala namang ginagawa. Minsan may ginagawa nga, pero mali naman. Putangina nila! Wala silang reason para mabuhay. All of the fucking resources being spent on a fucking worthless fucktard is fucking wasted. Fuck the very air they breathe, fuck the very ground they walk on, fuck the food that was wasted on them that could have saved millions of lives that are more deserving than those wretched piece of shit that call themselves “humans”. FUCK THEM.
It’s people like them that makes me want to commit suicide every time I am reminded that I am affiliated with being a Filipino. It’s people like them that sometimes I wish I wasn’t Filipino.
Feb 14: Condom and “Morning-after” pill sales expected to rise. Hotel and motel reservations are also fully booked, expect rooms to be available starting 12nn, Feb. 15.
Pregnancy test prices and sales are also expected to rise in about 4-7 weeks.
Happy birthday, Ma! You are hella old, wtf… O.o Just kidding. Haha. Well, there’s nothing much to say here. I know you’re happy there back home, although I wish I could say the same for myself. HEHE. I miss you and the rest of the family, since magisa lang talaga ako dito except for lola. De, I miss you and I love you. Happy birthday! :)
3rd picture, your cellphone. I can still remember the last time we went out na tayo lang. March 2010 ata ‘yon. Haha. I kinda felt awkward kasi I’m not really the kind of person na magpapabili or hihingi ng stuff sa’yo and all, but the eat-anything-you-want was just too good to pass. Oh weeeeeeell. Kailan kaya ulit? Haha. bye
I have 2 eyes, the left and the right. Hold them up high so clean and bright
Oh hai thur
Hooy Sunny stahp dat water u doin :”> asdfghjkl
when i’m married my partner and i will have:
- morning sex
- afternoon sex
- dinner sex
- after meal sex
- i made pancakes sex
- good morning sex
- they kids are at school sex
- shower sex
- bored sex
- make up sex
- break up sex
- obama won sex
- romney lost sex
- monday sex
- tuesday sex
- wednesday sex
- thursday sex
- friday sex
- saturday sex
- monday sex
- there is nothing on tv sex
- i love you sex
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Merry Christmas everyone! :)
Mamaya ko na kayo i-greet individually, when I’m feeling better na. I’m still sick eh </3
Enjoy your Nochue buena :D
fucking seriously
When you’re at the very top, there’s nowhere left to go but down.
